Don't Be An Idiom: The Soundtrack, Volume 3

by Don't Be An Idiom

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1.	Rollin' Rock Pony 03:45	lyrics	buy track
I was rolling like a rock I was rocking like a roll I was rambling town to town I was losing all control I was riding on my pony His name was Boney Boy He was giving me that look Like I'm really hungry Roy Whatchoo want a carrot? You know they don't grow on trees If one of us needs a job, Boney Don't look at me. We've been getting by On eating sand for so long If eating sand is right I don't wanna be wrong You've never led me astray Let's rob that bank And I'll get you some carrots today Man that got out of hand I'm bleeding pretty bad Everything is going dark Boney Boy just take my hand The flames are coming up There's freaking demons all around If it's a sin to eat sand I don't wanna understand" The devil looks like a carrot Boney Boy bit off his head We got out of there Now we're no longer dead It's a Rolling Rock Pony It's the best beer in town If you're thirsty from eating sand Rolling Rock's gonna wash it down It's a Rolling Rock Party It's the best beer in Hell If your mouth is on fire Rolling Rock will put it out. Get some Rolling Rock. Never end the song. Now we're in the zone.
2.	Harold’s Hemerald Enhancer 02:47	lyrics	buy track
You've got that big old paunch of hemeralds Where you going with that big old paunch? People gonna wanna know ya You can charge a nickel to get near that paunch.
3.	A Little Fast, A Little Loose 02:27	lyrics	buy track
A little fast, a little loose A little fast, a little loose Gonna drive out to Vegas Wearing my blue suede shoes I'm a high-rolling hustler I didn't come here to lose Lucky 7! Jackpot! Come here baby! Blow on these dice! A little bit o' blow! Come on baby, you're blowin' 'em out of my hand. A little fast, a little loose A little fast, a little loose I keep on rolling snake eyes What's a poor boy to do? I need Lady Luck to come and slap my caboose Then I lost my room key To the Heartbreak Hotel Can't even get my toothbrush And my breath stinks like hell A little fast, a little loose A little fast, a little loose I gambled the shirt off my back And my rhinestone jumpsuit I'm thumbing back to Memphis In my birthday suit.
4.	Weasel Words 04:02	lyrics	buy track
Many people saying Weasel suck the egg It gives the impression That weasel sneaky bad The evidence suggests Weasel are the best Four out of five doctors Wear weasel on their heads I don't know why everybody is saying That the weasel's gonna suck that egg Probably heard it from some chicken man Living down under the bridge I don't know why everybody is saying That the weasel's gonna suck that egg Maybe heard it from a crazy lady Her eyes all covered in cake It's relatively easy To see that we are right Weasel are your parents They tuck you in at night All night, all night All night, all night All night, all night Weasel gonna bite Make you feel alright I don't know why everybody is saying That the weasel's gonna suck that egg Could have been a business man He was just pulling your leg I don't know why everybody is saying That the weasel's gonna suck that egg Probably something Billy Shakespeare He doesn't have a brain in his head Take it easy, take it easy Take it easel on the weasel.
5.	Sewing Up The Boys 02:02	lyrics	buy track
Good morning Viet Nam It's really nice to meet you up Gonna put on a jungle parade With the boys in my platoon How do you hold this gun? It's heavy and it stinks I wanna be the flag holder guy I'd be perfect, don't you think? What's going on over here, Is it a war? It's so loud! What's that noise over there? Is it a bomb? Oh wow! The boys are looking down in the dumps You hear their moans from a mile away But they're never going to get me down I just stitch all the livelong day. How about I crochet you a scarf or a leg? Or should I just leave you alone Because you're dead?
6.	Murder She Wrote 02:03	lyrics	buy track
It sure is nice in Maine when you don't got a job My husband's dead and I got a fat check from the gov-o I still like to write my stories like Stevie King But I keep getting interrupted by them pigcops Murder she wrote! Now she's hiring Ryan and Albert to join the team They're going to do all the boring stuff and the paperwork Now she can focus on her writing and chase down leads While she's banging the sheriff, the boys are paying parking tix Murder she wrote!
7.	Eighty-Six The Earth 02:16	lyrics	buy track
Eighty-six the earth Ya don't know what it's worth Y'all a bunch of jerks Gonna eighty-six the earth!
8.	Where Are The Bones? 02:38	lyrics	buy track
Where are the bones? We want to see them Where are the bones? We wish to eat them On a cold and moonlit night We are hungry and ready to fight For our bones, give us your bones.
9.	Joe Miller 2 02:10		buy track
10.	Sittin' By The M-Box 03:38	lyrics	buy track
Sitting by the m-box all day long... Sitting by the m-box all day long...
11.	The Ballad of Sam Hill 03:04	lyrics	buy track
What's going on in there? Body all covered in hair Staying up all night Ever since the bite The townsfolk are starting to stare Is there a wolf A wolf, a wolf in Sam Hill? A wolf, a wolf A wolf in Sam Hill? They found the brunette in the field The scene was something surreal With her torso in the grass The rest of her was anyone's guess They swore it would be his last meal Is there a wolf A wolf, a wolf in Sam Hill? A wolf, a wolf A wolf in Sam Hill? They finally fingered Sam for the job The town became an angry mob Which their torches and their rakes They made a huge mistake He sent them to meet their God There is a wolf A wolf, a wolf in Sam Hill A wolf, a wolf A wolf in Sam Hill.
12.	Take A Mulligan 02:21	info	buy track
13.	Toad Eater 02:16		buy track
14.	Yeah, Trial By Fire 02:08	lyrics	buy track
Yeah, trial by fire!
15.	Curfew Rooster Monster 02:23		buy track
16.	Godwin Waffle 01:52		buy track
17.	Dump Larry 03:37		buy track

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Don't Be An Idiom: The Soundtrack, Volume 3 gathers together all of the end-of-episode songs and skits written between April 2021 and April 2022 for the podcast Don't Be An Idiom which is available to listen to on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.

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released April 22, 2022

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Don't Be An Idiom Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Don't Be An Idiom is a Philadelphia-based podcast that explores the origin stories of common phrases and idioms. At the conclusion of every episode, the boys create a song or skit inspired by the episode. Now, for the first time ever, they are collected here in their entirety. Enjoy and please visit Spotify or Apple Podcasts to check out Don't Be An Idiom! ... more